Two hundred ingredients, the reasons they go together, and exactly how much to buy for the people you actually invited.
Every calculator stops at a number. The hard part is what goes next to what.
How many people, what the occasion is, and what nobody at the table can eat. You get a specific board back — named cheeses, exact weights, where each thing sits, and a shopping list in the order the shop is laid out.
Build my board →202 ingredients — every cheese, cured meat, fruit, nut, pickle and preserve worth knowing, with what each one tastes like, when it's actually in season, and what to buy when your shop doesn't have it.
Browse the catalogue →Not a list of ingredients — a coherent selection, where everything on the board has a reason to be beside the thing next to it. Start from a pairing you like and let the rest of the board build itself around it.
See what goes with what →Seven cuts, six board shapes, thirteen arrangements. The cut is doing more work than the arrangement — and everything sliced into the same tidy rectangle is the single most common reason a board reads as a supermarket tray.
Learn the method →Twelve people and up: grazing runners, how much a real crowd actually eats, how to lay out bands so nobody reaches across anyone, and the timeline that gets it all on the table at the right temperature.
Host a party →Cheese out of the fridge ninety minutes before people arrive. It's the smallest change on this whole site and the one that improves the result most — and no calculator will tell you, because a calculator doesn't know when your party starts.